HELB LOAN IS CURSED

We are back in campus. The sweet-hard life has once again began, we just hope for the best especially now that the HELB loans disbursement was done in time. Every girl or is it campus diva is looking.for a JAB dude. No one else but them is calling the shots. The loans are indeed here. Beer in the students' centre runs out before you call for the second shot. Food in mess has lost taste; guys are eating in town! We are loaded,na hatuambiwi kitu(You ain't telling us nothing).You should see how dudes are harassing bartenders.A friend of mine the other day was like "Tuuzie pombe. Pesa iko,na kama hutaki useme twende club ingine."
In two weeks time,most of them will be super broke. They will be playing hide and seek with the many fresher chiqs they are currently shagging.Btw,as long as you are are not a freshman and you have a laptop in your room,those fresher chillez will always drop their pants.So after we get broke,no more dating girls.That is to cut costs.Dudes will stop clubbin,save for that occasional day when someone m-pesas.
So if someone owes you cash n they haven't paid you by now,you can as well wait till next semester or go to hell.Soon,peeps will start skipping meals and visiting mama pima for an occasional drink. Indeed people will shift from eating chicken to eating chicken products(eggs) and finally,chicken feeds(githeri) towards the close of the semester. By then,they will have sold all the flashy phones and gadgets they now go showing around.
Idlers outside MESS(catering unit) will increase as peeps lay in wait of a familiar face that might just buy them lunch.At that time,if a rumour starts that you are loaded,girls will hit you like a plague.
Finally,the semester will end and the system will go on come every new semester. That's how campus life is@Kenyan style!
N/B: Enjoy the loan while it lasts. Btw, I hear the loans are being reviewed upwards-increased!