SEX AND THE CRAZY THINGS PEOPLE DO

I don't like copy pasting content to my blog but some of these things are too juicy to resist. 

What sex does;

1 It makes some people religious: Oh my God! Yes! My God!

2 It gives some people their first musical lesson: mmmm .aaaahh ooooh...aaahhh

3 Makes some people natural competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!

4 It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!

5 It makes some ladies become terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it! Don't do it with mercy! I am not your sister. Do it harder!

6 Others become respectful: Give it to me please.. Please.... please I'm begging.....

7 Loyalty: I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours!

8 Makes some people become beggars: Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give it to me! Please give it to me again!

What crazy thing does sex make you do?