Remember the Makmende story? Was with the dude(makmende) that
features in the The Band’s clip at students’ centre ya chuo.The dude is
famous,lyk me,so we could “brush shoulders” lyk ma pryma teacher used 2 call
it.The dude was nt sippin keg,keg was sippin him!
4 those who don’t know the story,allow me 2 introduce u 2…
The word Makmende is a sheng (Swahili slang) word which
means "a hero". The
name supposedly originated from a mispronunciation of a phrase spoken by Dirty Harry, played by Clint Eastwood, "Go ahead, make my day" (Mek ma nday) from the 1983 movie Sudden Impact. The word
made its way into Kenyan streets in the 1990s whereby in the streets a bad-guy wannabe would
be called out and asked "Who do you think you are? Makmende?". Anyone
who thought they could do the impossible or a particularly difficult task was
always asked whether they thought they were Makmende, since only Makmende could
do or attempt to do the impossible. The character Makmende is associated with
the fashion wear of the early 1980s. He is portrayed with long John Shaft-like afro hair and bell bottom trousers that
were the trend then.
So,here
is a collection of the Mak-mende classics
o Makmende's Facebook wall is made of real bricks and
mortar.
o Martin Luther king had a dream, till Makmende woke
him up!
o Scientists in Geneva just discovered that Makmende
caused the big bang.
o Makmende sued God for custody over Jesus and won.
o Makmende is soo bad his shadow chooses not to
follow him.
o The black eyed peas were only the peas until they
met Makmende.
o Makmende doesnt take care, care takes him
o After
eating garlic Makmende doesn’t smell like garlic but garlic smells like
Makmende.
o The
only reason you’re conscious right now is because Makmende doesn’t want to
carry you.
o Makmende
can look at your photo and know you are lying.
o Nobody
knows what would happen if Chuck Norris and Makmende met, but one thing is for
sure: Makmende would still be standing.
o Always
look before you leap. Unless Makmende is chasing you coz you had better just
jump.
o Makmende
refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket.
o Makmende
found Bin Laden. Let him go, and found him again for his own amusement.
o Makmende
doesn’t drink honey. He chews bees.
o Makmende
doesn’t have nightmares. Nightmares have Makmende.
o Makmende
and Superman once had a fight. They bet that whoever lost would wear his underwear outside his pants.
o If
Makmende was Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
o Makmende
doesn’t need a translator. Pain sounds the same in every language.
o The
Boogieman checks his closet for Makmende.
o The
Dinosaurs laughed at Makmende…
o Makmende
has been to Mars. Why do you think there’s no life on Mars?
And
finally,”The truth hurts. Not as much as Makmende.”
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