Saturday, 28 April 2012

MAKMENDE CLASSICS:Makmende doesn't drink honey,he chews bees!


Remember the Makmende story? Was with the dude(makmende) that features in the The Band’s clip at students’ centre ya chuo.The dude is famous,lyk me,so we could “brush shoulders” lyk ma pryma teacher used 2 call it.The dude was nt sippin keg,keg was sippin him!
4 those who don’t know the story,allow me 2 introduce u 2…
The word Makmende is a sheng (Swahili slang) word which means "a hero". The name supposedly originated from a mispronunciation of a phrase spoken by Dirty Harry, played by Clint Eastwood, "Go ahead, make my day" (Mek ma nday) from the 1983 movie Sudden Impact. The word made its way into Kenyan streets in the 1990s whereby in the streets a bad-guy wannabe would be called out and asked "Who do you think you are? Makmende?". Anyone who thought they could do the impossible or a particularly difficult task was always asked whether they thought they were Makmende, since only Makmende could do or attempt to do the impossible. The character Makmende is associated with the fashion wear of the early 1980s. He is portrayed with long John Shaft-like afro hair and bell bottom trousers that were the trend then.
So,here is a collection of the Mak-mende classics
o   Makmende's Facebook wall is made of real bricks and mortar.
o   Martin Luther king had a dream, till Makmende woke him up!
o   Scientists in Geneva just discovered that Makmende caused the big bang.
o   Makmende sued God for custody over Jesus and won.
o   Makmende is soo bad his shadow chooses not to follow him.
o   The black eyed peas were only the peas until they met Makmende.
o   Makmende doesnt take care, care takes him
o   After eating garlic Makmende doesn’t smell like garlic but garlic smells like Makmende.
o   The only reason you’re conscious right now is because Makmende doesn’t want to carry you.
o   Makmende can look at your photo and know you are lying.
o   Nobody knows what would happen if Chuck Norris and Makmende met, but one thing is for sure: Makmende would still be standing.
o   Always look before you leap. Unless Makmende is chasing you coz you had better just jump.
o   Makmende refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket.
o Makmende found Bin Laden. Let him go, and found him again for his own amusement.
o   Makmende doesn’t drink honey. He chews bees.
o   Makmende doesn’t have nightmares. Nightmares have Makmende.
o   Makmende and Superman once had a fight. They bet that whoever lost  would wear his underwear outside his pants.
o   If Makmende was Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
o   Makmende doesn’t need a translator. Pain sounds the same in every language.
o   The Boogieman checks his closet for Makmende.
o   The Dinosaurs laughed at Makmende…
o   Makmende has been to Mars. Why do you think there’s no life on Mars?
And finally,”The truth hurts. Not as much as Makmende.”

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